After years of fruitless searching, and with casualties mounting daily, the search may have finally ended. The man viewed by some as the main enemy of freedom in this nation may have finally been cornered. If the Special Forces detachment, led by a veteran of Guantonamo can flush him out, these may well be the last days for The Chief Architect.....
It would appear his own emails tripped him up, after allowing an enemy combatant to testify against him. Another combatant remains detained, probably shipped to some red foreign land where brutal techniques of interrogation can be used. Sources say she was moved to the fundamentalist home of The Chief Architect himself, where she is being forced to listen to an evil form of language spoken by the natives. Sources say these people speak so slow, and with such a an accent that it reduces more civilized beings to nothing more than helpless puddles of quiche lorraine on the floor...
But remember,our enemy is wily and courageous, and has escaped the firestorm before. But our brave media fighters are ravenous, and will do what they must to bring down the evil Karl Rove and his diabolical master....
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